Why is DarthRainbowVaderDash talking to a chicken? how is it possibruu that a chicken has 3 legs? --> that's like one extra leg for the chicken.... and wtf is a chicken doing there... --> I'm taking this to far, right.... anyway great job ^_^
Eh, Dashie wasn't evil anyway. Wait, does that make her Dash Vader? Or maybe Rainbow Darth. Oh well. I, for one, welcome our new pony overlords! A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away? Sounds like it's about time they got here.
The Friendship Star is the end result of years of Imperial research regarding the Rainbow of Lights phenomenon. It has enough power to befriend an entire planet in a single blast. Rainbow Dash insists that the ability to befriend a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Elements of Harmony, but has run into trouble convincing everypony else of this since she discovered that the power of loyalty doesn't allow her to choke ponies through a television.
Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. The Orbital Friendship Cannon is orbital. The Friendship Star can go wherever it wants. Besides, there's plenty of orbital weaponry in Star Wars, and the Death Star is still considered unique.