"Then, the cutie mark crusaders released this. Fore. Their most accomplished album by far. I believe their undisputed masterpiece is "hip to be blank" a song so catchy, most ponies don't pay attention to the lyrics."
*rarity picks up axe*
"But they should, Mr and Mrs Cake. because it's not just about standing your ground, and not needing a symbol to be yourself, it's an important expression from my sister herself. Hey Mr. Cake?"
*the couple turns around. their eyes wide in terror as Rarity kills them both*
"AHHHHHHH! TRY WORKING AT SUGAR CUBE CORNER NOW YOU BUCKING STUPID BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!"