A man who eats Twinkies, then zombies take over and he's stuck with a nerd and some chicks. Then, he embarks on a quest to find the last Twinkie ever! When he finds it, he uses the power of the Twinkie to stop the zombies and save the day and eat more Twinkies!
I like the Zombieland zombis for the same reason I hate them. They're not technically dead. They're vital organs still function and they can heal from injury, plus they have higher cognitive thought than "Undead" zombies. However, I hate these zombies because since their not dead they are not really "Zombies". Its kind of the same principle with Left 4 Dead, only their monsters are mutated by their ailment.